What happened in reality, however, was one of the funniest boyfriend/girlfriend conversations I’ve ever read. So if you’re ever asked by your significant other to fulfil a mundane task you’d really rather not do, I’d advise you to take a leaf out of this guy’s book.
“My beautiful sunshine”.
“I should of went”.
“Just tell the kid you’re gay”.
“That looks like nail polish”.
Over on the next page, My Beautiful Sunshine’s guy gets a little confused by the words “bright” and “light”, and draws the best lipstick swatch ever seen.
“Light bright doesn’t exist”.
“I can’t believe you did that”.
On the next page, our guy makes an earth-shattering revelation about false eyelashes, and gives them their own special superpowers.
“Little foot approves”.
“They have baby lips”.
“Elmers? Glue stick?”.
Head over to the next page to see the final message, which almost definitely spells doom for the entire shopping trip. Gutted.
“Fake eyelashes are called falsies”.