A Midland, Texas, man got deeply, deeply offended when his girlfriend refused to smell his armpit. So offended he decided the best response would be to straight-up attack her.
According to WLBW, Robinson Pinilla-Bolivar is behind bars after trying to goad his GF into sniffing his armpit while she was washing dishes. After the woman understandably said no way, they began arguing, and the man allegedly hit her in the back of the head before proceeding to hold a knife to her.
WLBW reports that the woman then fled the scene and called the cops, who busted Pinilla-Bolivar at a traffic stop and arrested him for aggravated assault. He denied the allegations.