We can’t for the life of us think why this man is so happy in his mugshot.
It couldn’t possibly be anything to do with the vast quantities of weed and magic mushrooms he was allegedly found to be in possession of.
David Kalb was detained by police in Pennsylvania after they found him loitering outside the door of a neighbour’s house and asked him to show them inside his own apartment.
There, officers said they discovered weed, 70 mushrooms and ‘mason jars containing active ingredients to manufacture psychedelic mushrooms.’
But clearly the most important thing here is Mr Kalb’s excellent mugshot, in which the 41-year-old wears the sort of expression you might expect from someone who’d just won the lottery or a child unwrapping a Christmas present.
He is beaming, despite facing a lengthy jail term should he be convicted.
A preliminary hearing has been scheduled for 15 December, and Kalb is currently being held on $10,000 (£6,600) bail.