Man Hospitalized After Joking With Wife About How Many Woman He’s Slept With


A 28-year-old Los Angeles man is now hospitalized after “jokingly” having a conversation with his wife about the number of partners he had before her. Jerry Wells suffered multiple body fractures from head to toe and will remain in a full body cast for several months while his body heals. Doctors say they’ve never seen anything like it before, “it’s really an absolute miracle he’s still alive.”

“We went out for dinner and had a few drinks. We were actually having a really good night,” recalled Wells to police. “When we got home, Selena started asking me about my past. She asked how many women I had been with besides her and I laughed and jokingly said ‘847’. That’s the last thing I remember.”

According to her police statement confession, Selena Rodriguez, 24, admitted to “grabbing the closest thing to her” and hitting Wells over the head with it. “That Puta shouldn’t even be joking around about stuff like that,” said Rodriguez. “I don’t know, I thought he was serious, and that makes him a p*ssy hoe, and I don’t mess with no p*ssy hoes.” The statement went on to describe how Rodriguez, after knocking Wells unconscious, went to the garage and grabbed a sledgehammer. That’s when she said she “made sure she made contact with every solid bone in his body.”

“I wasn’t trying to kill the fool,” said Rodriguez. “I just wanted to teach him a lesson that he can’t just talk to me anyway he wants to. I think I got my point across.” Rodriguez is currently being held at the Los Angeles County jail with no bond awaiting her court date.



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