Man Undergoes $200,000 Vibrating Bionic Penis Implant



The Bionic Man has nothing on this 43-year-old hopeful who says he underwent major reconstructive surgery of his groin in order to “please the ladies” that complained about his performance. Ali Mohammed says he is now operating at “peak performance” after a $200,000 surgery that gave him a 10 inch vibrating bionic shaft, that he says will send all the ladies screaming for more.

Mohammed’s manhood now has two metal tubes along its length that expand out when he presses a button on his testicle. “When you want a bit of action you press the ‘on’ button. When you are finished you press another button,” said Mohammed. “It also has low, medium, and high settings for the vibrations. It takes seconds. Doctors have told me to keep practicing.”

Surgeons began crafting the metal shaft 3 years ago with a skin graft taken from his arm that was used to increase his original size of 2 inches to his now 10 inch member. “I can’t wait to tell the ladies,” said Mohammed. “I think a lot of them will be excited to try it out.” The ingenious design is also fitted with Bluetooth capabilities that alert nearby speakers to play romantic love songs that were specially crafted for his new bionic devices. Mohammed says his new love life is “fail proof” and no lady will be able to resist him now.