Religious Mom Unknowingly Finds Sons Sex Toy Regrets Asking The Internet What It is


A “strict” Christian mom, Patty Parsons learned her son was masturbating the rock-hard way.

Patty, who apparently stumbled upon a gadget in her son’s bathroom, is now becoming somewhat of an Internet celebrity after turning to Twitter to answer WTF this thing was.

Before you go to the comments and say “how do you know she was religious, this is some clickbait bullsh*t”, her profile has a religious pic and so is her profile you dicks.


Luckily for Patty, the Internet is an incredibly helpful place filled with lots of kind people who just want to help others solve their problems.

a b c d

Fleshlight itself couldn’t pass up an opportunity to lend a helping hand. 

e f