What Happens When Your Roommate Doesn’t Clean Up His Jerk Off Tissues For Months

Now, call him a maverick, but I used to have a friend who would keep a sock by his bed in order to deposit his ejaculate into. To aforementioned “cum sock” became somewhat of a legend around high school, and it eventually defined who he was as a person.

However, I think my mate would legally change his name to “Mr. Cum Sock” to avoid experiencing what this Redditor found in his roommate’s bedroom bin.

Now, there are plenty of things on Viral Thread that have grossed us out in the past. From the peopleeating freeze-dried poop in order to lose weight, to the woman who baked a loaf of bread using the yeast from her vajajay. But this was one of the most passed around articles we may have ever had in the office.

The Redditor, username TemiTemoy, was bored one night and decided to clean around his house. He then stumbled upon a bin in his roommate’s bedroom and decided to do him a favour and empty it. Big mistake.

He states;

“Tonight I discovered these penis-shaped mushrooms that grew on my roommate’s jerk off tissues.”

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“What on Earth could be possibly talking about?”, I hear you cry. Well, when the Redditor opened the bin, he discovered a pile of semen-dried tissues that his roommate had amassed over the past few months. In fact, they had been in there so long they had started growing fungi.

And somewhat interestingly enough, the mushrooms genuinely look like little penises. Seriously, look;

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TemiTemov blames his roommate’s secret stash on the fact that his country, Indonesia, is extremely religious, and therefore he didn’t want his personal man treasure chest to be discovered in case he was heavily judged. FYI, he also blames the country’s humidity on the fact his man juice was able to spawn new life.

If you want to know the full details of this extremely bizarre and disgusting story, you can read the OP’s full post below;

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