A husband contacted the police to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife. The following conversation took place.
Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet.
Policeman: What is her height?
Husband: I never checked.
Policeman: Slim or fat?
Husband. Not slim, not fat.
Policeman: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Policeman: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Policeman: What was she wearing?
Husband. Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Policeman: Was she driving?
Policeman: Color of the car?
Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door, and then the husband started crying.
Policeman: Don’t worry sir, we will find your car.